MY TRIBUTE TO THE RUTHLESS DASHING OPENER OF ALL TIMES!!!

Imagine a lion cub sent into the group of hyenas and all the hyenas
laughing at the cub and gnarling at the lil cub threatenin to devour
it..as in the all time favorite "lion king".
Compare it wit Team India (that represents the largest democracy on
earth) being put to sword by every other minnow-team(not to speak of
australian s and pakistanis) boasting of dynamic youngsters or
superior team spirits than us..
Everytime our team takes guard at the field be it tests or one
dayers,the poor fans pray god that some saviour be
sent..sachins,dravids gangulies were there performing on and off..
Sachin tumbling every batting record at will and dravid wit the divine
grace of text book cricket shots..ganguly with the flamboyance like no
other.laxman with the most beautiful wristy shots..yet team india was
the cub amidst the hyenas..or rather wild wolves...
Suddenly something happens..as if God pays heed to the Indian fans (do
u think even one out of the innumerable fans'request would go unheard
of..no no way)
down descends the tornado shewag..belligerent,ruthless,infinitely
mean,merciless slaying any bowler on earth point blank.

You find shoaib akhtar the fierciest nodding his head in
disapproval,brett lee the super quickie finding the ball he delivered
disappear faster than he delivered it off his fingers.PONTING
announces that he is unleashing shaun tait(the fastest on the planet
in terms of cricket ball release)at Perth,(waca)the liveliest pitch on
earth..the pitch that is famed to litmus-test any batsman.It is said
that one who scores a century at perth can score any where.OUR young
sachin had proved it right before.The unleashed shaun tait in turn
unleashes bouncers and yorkers threatening the striker.shewag takes
the crease guard the next round and lo!wat is this...ponting stands
uprooted from his cozy field placements..the ball is cut loose over
the square..next the wacking proceeds only as sixes and not even in
boundaries..
The indian fan gives a long-heaved breath and sighs it off as a mere
flash in the pan..
Shewag announces in with longer strides that he can turn test cricket
topsy turvy..GOD he had turned the tables around.HE HAS DONE IT..LIKE
NO OTHER ..
The gurus of cricket start arguing that he is fit just for pinch
hitting and is not a class hitter..he meekly nods and accepts it
gracefully..he says""i dont think of wat kind of ball it is or wat
kind of bowler i am facing..if the ball is to be hit i just hit it "
for a while thet opponents waited to see if they can get rid of him as
they can do it to afridi..and to an extent sanath and gilly.yes,he is
susceptible rather highly susceptible..but you give him a life and you
realise the match is over before you knew it..
He failed miserably at times contributing nothin at all..
The thinktanks removed him off the playin eleven..great deed ofcourse..
There were batsmen who scored more than he would ve wen he had the
rough patch and completely off colour..and the management got
relieved....

Slowly the same scenario of cub amidst hyenas started
recouping..though not strikingly obvious the matches lacked the
crackers shewag supplied in abundance.
Some good soul gave him a respite after a year and a half and man
!!what have you done shewag.u just cracked the whip wit the blasting
double century ..triple century backing it..he has the best strike
rate on test matches than anyone else ..
Anythin well begun is half won ..anythin begun with shewag blasting
through the defences and over the fences was won in full measure..the
others just had to finish it.
Here stands our indian cricket fan wit no words to thank god to have
sent him..he is like ecstatic wit no thoughts other than to enjoy
watching him flash his bat blade with some ruthless and astonishing
speed and the blazing handeye coordination paralleled by none on the
planet..
Everyone finally agrees that he is the most destructive opener the
cricket has ever seen.more dangerous than the mighty hayden.be it
tests or ODI S..and the fan's joy knows no bounds coz shewag is on our
side..
Now we find the cricket pundits, a few of them shutting their mouths
up with no retorts..if you still find somebody telling us he is
imperfect. .lets tell him or her "yes we love shewag's
imperfection.the lone beast who sends shivers unto the toughest
opponents, the sturdiest captains,the greatest of bowlers,the
swiftest and safest fielders.we want nothing else but shewag:)to
threaten those who ill treated us in the past.creating a respected
indian team in the future ." yes let him play the way he wants..let
him fail if he cant appease us every time..but the fear thats
instilled in the opponents is there to stay.let him keep providing us
the dream indian team which we always prayed for.let us help him "live
his dream"..what more than watching a hundred thousand plus crowd at
the mecca of Indian cricket "THE EDEN GARDENS "rise in unison and give
out a thundering uproar when he slams the ball as brilliantly as he
can bringin on GOOSE FLESH not just to that crowd but to the one
billion plus indians across the globe!! the time the opponents
spend in tying him down is the time the other indian players buy to
tackle the opposition..let this dynamite/TNT/GTN be given the right
to stay til he wants to ..coz the respect we earned is garnshd wit
the fear he has instilled in the opposing ranks.dictating terms to the
opposition.there is no other shewag watsoever and..
The Indian fans salute in unison their own dear shewag for the pride
they hold in watching India play nowadays ...!!

Y INDIANS ARE EMOTIONALLY STUPIDS....??

its always been like that...we find sentimental movies doing big business in India unlike the western world...its becoz.......-in a sentimental movie be it focussing on romance or family plethora...we generally tend to look at it with more of involvement..we put ourselves in the position of the hero/heroine/anyone in the movie for that matter and start feelin"wat if that happened to me"....y do we do that...?/
the seat of emotions in the brain happen to be the of ocurse the limbic system and the "corpus callosum"
when u speak of impulses or nerve action potentials generated from the frontal cortex-the seat for intelligent thinking....the impulses fire for a shorter period...we think of situations on simpler terms..like "yes/no".."possible/impossible"..."success/failure"....so once the issue is sorted out we dont keep thinkin of it again...
but for the impulses from the corpus callosum...they seem to fire for ten times longer...
it happens that the emotional issues tend to have a sticky nature...and we keep thinkin about them even after the issues are sorted out.....
and for Indians the evolutionally older people..the limbic system is phylogenetically older and highly unstable and the corpus callosum seems to be slightly thicker and the impulses fire for longer....
so obviously we keep brooding over issues that are worthless and keep fretting over emotional things..emotionally draining us by and large:(:(...........

THE ANIMAL in YOU,ME n EVERY FELLOW HUMAN:&

Give a monkey a banana and seize it back...do u expect it to say-"oh please have them back:)".its obvious that it would scorn at us..replace the monkey in the same situation with yourself....and imagine how u wud react...u wud give him/her a glare but wouldnt shout right coz u think u r a civilised living being.....wondered why the animal in us,jumps out wen we r stressed out on three basic things-food,security,and sex(hush).....??
EVOLUTION guys,....................
........since the start of the life's existence of any form on the orphan planet called -earth-....the competition for survival has gone up every passing day which u all are very well aware of.....
since the organisms got more n more complex morphologically n psychologically...the changes happened literally as sumthn like mass deaths following natural calamities...as simple as it is.
every existing organism is a threat to the fellow organisms wen it cums to the famous trio-food,security and sex...
food-that gives us the ATP that runs every cell..for the instant existence
security-that is known as clothing ,shelter,respect among equals...for the existence in peace
sex-for the existence of ur progeny........
ALL THESE THREE THINGS DEFINE YOUR EXISTENCE....
when ever u feel ull be starved ,you anticipate that ur posh bungalow would be stoned,ur ego may get hurt,ur classy car's window panes get thrashed,,or ur girlfriend/boyfriend may elope with sumbdy who is not you....u tend to show the animal in u....
its becoz we r the same animals yet...phylogenetically the animal behavious called- ID- supervenes the divine behavious called -super ego- that calls for a moderator called -ego_(mind you the ego mentioned here is not the ego that a layman knows of..)....ID-is the pleasure seeking behaviour....the famous trio(read as food,security n sex) offer you the pleasure wen u possess them...wen the pleasure thats offered by them seem to be a threat..the animal jumps outta u....wanna know how...
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have u noticed the sentimental movies are a huge hit in INDIA rather than the western countries??...u know y??...wait for more will let u know in detail...BYE FOR NOW......